hannahetaylor: My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted. This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”
michaelpalin: i dont understand the pleasure in sexting like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like what would ????? how do i respond?? ‘i’m so happy for you’
best-of-funny: iroh: mp3s that have like 30 seconds of silence at the end of the song X
parents: in five years you won't even remember his last name
me: in five years it'll be my last name
nintooner: in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and I’m sorry
kurtsiesandblainers: legolastheobvious: quinnosaur: lordbovineiscthulhu: alrightpotter: legolastheobvious: hands up if you sing duets with yourself Fuck that I sing “Bohemian Rhapsody” by myself IS THIS THE REAL LIFE if you cunts think you’re about to start singing bohemian rhapsody on my post I will kick you so fucking hard your mother’s mother will feel it …is this just...
people that invite you to facebook games
fishsticks-not-dicks: sean-the-semi-random: ...
davidisbeyonce: Hit me baby
“why are you wearing a hoodie.... →
death-by-lulz: gothicwoadie: “why are you wearing a hoodie it’s 90 degrees out” umm maybe because i’m hardcore? wtf ]
snarg: YOUR WEAVE IS UGLY LAQUISHA UGLY
fairlyevenparents: “hey” “hi how are you” “what was the homework”
so-addicted-to: castielsbutt: this is probably the best thing i’ve seen in my life THIS is the one I’ve been waiting to happen!!
omnireaper13: puffwiggly: brostridersexual: I HOPE YOU LIKE DRAGONS BECAUSE I’LL BE DRAGON MY BALLS ACROSS YOUR FACE TOIGNGHT
posypayne: so i got my teeth whitened today
cloudsong: Shows up to the apocalypse three hours late with Starbucks
basedgodniall: “zayn is the dark and mysterious one” he’s just weird Read More
mackelmor: walk into the club like meHOYNEYOYMIHOY
Fan: Do you have anything in common with your characters and if so what?
Jared: We both have really great hair.