March 2013
hannahetaylor:
My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted.
This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”
michaelpalin:
i dont understand the pleasure in sexting
like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like
what would
?????
how do i respond??
‘i’m so happy for you’
best-of-funny:
iroh:
mp3s that have like 30 seconds of silence at the end of the song
X
parents: in five years you won't even remember his last name
me: in five years it'll be my last name
parents: what
me: what
nintooner:
in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and
I’m sorry
kurtsiesandblainers:
legolastheobvious:
quinnosaur:
lordbovineiscthulhu:
alrightpotter:
legolastheobvious:
hands up if you sing duets with yourself
Fuck that I sing “Bohemian Rhapsody” by myself
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
if you cunts think you’re about to start singing bohemian rhapsody on my post I will kick you so fucking hard your mother’s mother will feel it
…is this just...
people that invite you to facebook games
laugh-addict:
fishsticks-not-dicks:
sean-the-semi-random:
...
davidisbeyonce:
Hit me baby
“why are you wearing a hoodie.... →
death-by-lulz:
gothicwoadie:
“why are you wearing a hoodie it’s 90 degrees out” umm maybe because i’m hardcore? wtf
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snarg:
YOUR WEAVE IS UGLY LAQUISHA
UGLY
fairlyevenparents:
“hey”
“hi how are you”
“what was the homework”
so-addicted-to:
castielsbutt:
this is probably the best thing i’ve seen in my life
THIS is the one I’ve been waiting to happen!!
omnireaper13:
puffwiggly:
brostridersexual:
I HOPE YOU LIKE DRAGONS BECAUSE I’LL BE DRAGON MY BALLS ACROSS YOUR FACE TOIGNGHT
posypayne:
so i got my teeth whitened today
cloudsong:
Shows up to the apocalypse three hours late with Starbucks
basedgodniall:
“zayn is the dark and mysterious one”
he’s just weird
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mackelmor:
walk into the club like meHOYNEYOYMIHOY
Fan: Do you have anything in common with your characters and if so what?
Jared: We both have really great hair.
